Psst .... Hey, Tony, can you do me a favor real quick?
Fucking bullshit is what it is. I bet they're going to use this announcement as a way to try to blame all their backroom bets on some poor Pentagon intern-equivalent.
Somewhere there is a Russian Intelligence Analysts whose primary assignment is watching prediction markets. And he's probably providing solid intel from it.
"Okay guys, no more putting money on this stuff, we're in the news too much, wink wink." "Did you just say wink out loud? I don't think you're supposed to say it...."
11 Comments
disorderly@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 150d
Thus solving the problem once and for all!
aramis87@fedia.io · 4 pts · 150d
Psst .... Hey, Tony, can you do me a favor real quick?
Fucking bullshit is what it is. I bet they're going to use this announcement as a way to try to blame all their backroom bets on some poor Pentagon intern-equivalent.
dumbass@piefed.social · 17 pts · 150d
Ohh now they tell them
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 150d
I predict they will continue.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 150d
... without giving Trump his cut.
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d
Somewhere there is a Russian Intelligence Analysts whose primary assignment is watching prediction markets. And he's probably providing solid intel from it.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 149d
They probably have a new inside guy as the old one got dementia real bad.
13igTyme@piefed.social · 4 pts · 150d
The "help" are not to be profiting.
PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d
"Okay guys, no more putting money on this stuff, we're in the news too much, wink wink." "Did you just say wink out loud? I don't think you're supposed to say it...."
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
Shorting figures in the Trump admin has been a surprisingly profitable play.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 150d
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