Caw caw!

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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 138d (3 replies)

Bird is into fitness.

Fitness this whole animal in his mouth.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Drop this:

  • Fitness whole animal in his mouth.

Bonus points for saying thang

*Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.

That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Duly noted.

shynoise@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d

"fitness this" is actually hilarious

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 138d (4 replies)

Birds also generally eat a significant amount.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Relative to their body weight

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Hence all the shit.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 138d

So much shit

Fuckin government poop machines

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 138d

Can confirm. My ducks are stomachs with legs.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 138d (1 reply)

The video of the upper right pic is a favorite of mine. Capybara don't give a fuck 😄🥰

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 138d
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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 138d (1 reply)

I am pelican

I will see if you are food

By chomping your butt

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 138d

but if i do it, it's sexual harassment :(

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 138d

Bro forgot he wasn't T-rex no more.

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 138d (3 replies)

I am eating as a sparrow - one third of its bodyweight daily.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 138d (2 replies)

so does it shit one third of its body weight dailt too?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 138d

Nah, it processes most of it into fuel with which to fly in cool murmurations.

Until it spots a newly washed black car, of course.

Ozymandias1688@feddit.org · 1 pts · 138d

As someone who has sparrows nesting at their house: It sure seems like they do.

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Friend pelican!

ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 138d

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

tamal3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Is this a white pelican?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Nope, it's clearly blue.

tamal3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 137d

Is this about the dress? 😸

Like, White Pelican, not white pelican... I ask because it doesn't have the dark wing feathers, and I've never seen that. After searching, it might be a Great White Pelican not an American White Pelican.

... Though it's definitle great, even if it's not Great.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 138d

Bird is hungry, yo!