how to instantly get in my pants

220 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world

10 Comments

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 154d (4 replies)

With a few more pixels I could see what's on the top half of the shirt

MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 32 pts · 154d (2 replies)

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Oh that makes way more sense than weird cylindrical sex toy with sharp spikes or possibly strange worms

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 154d

No, wait, keep going...

Master@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 154d

pink monster energy drink.

in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 19 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Look lady, I just do what I'm told.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear. Is Monster the fuel her sex machine runs on, or is it her preferred diameter for insertion?

Master@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 153d

yes

WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Why does she look so much like Suzi Hunter

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 12d

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