Why are necromancers always in shape?

They do their deadlifts.

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rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 139d (1 reply)

They also make great spouses, always down to raise a family with you.

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 139d

So necromantic!