c/2meirl4meirl · by Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 152d2meirl4meirl 209 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 18 pts · 152d
I live in the Bible Belt, so I always hear "hAvE a BlEsSeD dAy". "Yeah, fuck you too", is what I think, but I mostly say "you too".
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 151d
I mean, these people know they're just saying 'fuck you' in an acceptable way.
Tell them 'fuck you', back.
Just smile and say, 'may Beelzebub grace you with wisdom!' just as cheerily and earnestly as they do.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d
Yeah there are a ton of deities/names you can rotate through "thanks, X bless you too"
Baal, Beelzebub, mephistopheles, Sithrak, Satan, Lucifer, etc
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 150d
My favorite would be the Gnostic names for 'God', aka, the demiurge, Saklos/Saklas, roughly.
Apparently it translates to something like 'The Blind One'.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 151d
I mean it is the Bible Belt, that's just the local cultural greeting. You wouldn't complain about the French greeting you in the french language either would you?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 152d
I have a neighbor who is extremely religious, and she keeps telling me to pray for things.
Twice now she's asked what religion I am, just for me to tell her I'm an atheist. Both times she blinked like I grew another head.
Then she continued to tell me to pray for things...
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 151d
That sounds difficukt to think about
So im just gonna not!
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 150d
Pretty much
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
there is no war in ba sing se
alt: that doesn't look like anything to me
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 151d
-"Oh, so god hates you."
That's way more logical, right?
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 151d
What if i dont want to hear about your imaginary friend?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 150d
Then his best buddy will torture you for eternity!
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d
Apparently they think the cure for depression is boredom
an_onanist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
Your depression is a g gift from God