Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can't get out of the house and can't have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I'm 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I'm boooooored!
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you'll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.
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fonix232@fedia.io · 59 pts · 127d
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 127d
M137@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 127d
I'm a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
huquad@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 127d
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 127d
Yes, I decided I'd rather do just about anything else.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 127d
Well then there's no pleasing you
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 127d
engage in manual labor
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
robotica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
They're 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Whitebrow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d
Still no bitches tho.
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
sad...
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 127d
Removed what?
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 127d
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
Wait, some instances fucking do that? Wow.
dawcas@scribe.disroot.org · 8 pts · 126d
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I'll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
Decoy321@lemmy.world MOD · 7 pts · 126d
Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
Iloveyurianime@ani.social · 4 pts · 126d
Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 127d
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can't get out of the house and can't have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I'm 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I'm boooooored!
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 126d
That's fucking rough. Can't they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
seggturkasz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 127d
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 127d
Suffer in silence.
an0nym0us_dr0ne@europe.pub · 1 pts · 126d
Like the rest of us is.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 126d
True.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Aeri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 127d
Write fanfiction.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 127d
Go out for a 10 km run
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 127d
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 127d
cry?
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you'll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 127d
well high school seemed like such a blur...