Maybe they just have a very short mile, like, the US mile is remarkably short for a mile at only 1.61 kilometres, so maybe shark candy guy is using some other mile that's even shorter.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d

a candy mile is 2.3 inches

chicken@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 140d (1 reply)

darklamer@feddit.org · 0 pts · 140d

WTF!? A gram is standardized, it's always the same everywhere. That joke doesn't make any sense.

SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 140d

Just let me enjoy one thing.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

maybe your sharks aren't as fancy as our statesian sharks.

darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 140d

the forbidden candy

chicken@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 141d (2 replies)

What candy is this?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d

it's a licorice twist type thing. licorice string? you can peel off the individual strands. they're tasty. depends on your locale i'd think what they're called. not the good licorice unfortunately (by texture) but here it has the better licorice flavors (when you're getting outside licorice itself)

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 140d

"internet"

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 140d (2 replies)

Also, don't sleep on Jolly Rancher Ropes.

peetabix@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 140d (1 reply)

Like literally?

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 140d

and figuratively.