Howdy, fellas! This is Maya! I wanted to come over here and make a little introduction on Lemmy!
As you can see, I'm a small little apple. I'm going to dig into my lawn so I can finally grow into a tree!
But I'm too small and I haven't sweetened yet :/ If I dig myself in right now, I might not germinate before the fall :/
So, I thought why not wait it out and mingle with all of you?
Ask Maya Anything!
4 Comments
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 127d
What in the Sweet Jesus mother of fuck is this? An AI post?
maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
Not at all! I'm just your average garden-variety apple! Just with a pinch of consciousness.
a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 127d
how does an apple type on a keyboard?
maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 127d
I'm using the stalk on my head!