Anon donates plasma

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Darkard@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Donate blood.

Blood is transfusioned into a guy

Guy gets a boner

Your blood in his rod

You gave a guy a boner

kuneho@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

any bro would do it

nodsocket@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
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Steeve@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

And I'd do it again for any of the lads

MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.

odium@programming.dev · 60 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

finickydesert@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y

Not from a Jedi

Dim0N@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y

Our cells are literally shared

Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

afaik plasma donations don't include cells

EthicalDogMeat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

In short: "see you later virigns"

SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

radix@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

And thanks to you, so do I now...

lol3droflxp@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

I mean, it is basically all Latin words

Xariphon@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

... Who?

Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not sure which person you are "who" -ing, but:

Ironmouse

Conner

Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

maor@lemmy.org.il · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Terrible choice of name

PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah. Who names their kid Conner. Poor dude.

Xariphon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.

During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.