Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me...“
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 159d
Clearly meant as a base for your MP3 player in a portable speaker.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 82 pts · 159d
Oh, it's a woofer
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 159d
The rare superwoofer
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 159d
do not connect it to the maraca cracker under any circumstances
cirdanlunae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 159d
The Maraca Cracker 9000
You dont wanna know about the first 8999
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 159d
TIL of the Maraca Cracker.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 159d
Terrified to ask, but what's a "husband beard"?
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 159d
Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
Yeah I know what a Beard is. That sentence is clunky af and I still don't know if that is actually the meaned intention here.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 159d
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me...“
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 159d
Same. Apologies for atomizing and killing a meme/joke. Either way, it is still funny!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 159d
And it’s not doing a great job of explaining this supposed razor accident either.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 159d
The guide dogs here used to have a yellow lab coin collector, if that was the other axis it would be almost exactly correct
0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 159d
Doggie bank