Disney bloodbath as new CEO announces 1,000 job cuts in brutal email to employees

Hey America, how's the loss of tourist dollars working out for ya?

Maybe stop threatening countries and detaining tourists? Hmm?

Hey workers at Disney, just remember, it only takes removing a few executives or board of directors members to get these decisions reversed. And also remember, executives and suits aren't workers nor are they human, its okay to Luigi them.

STOP IM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING /S