c/dadjokes · by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 2y

Do you know why they call the instructions a manual?

Because man you will never read it.

Made this up on the fly the other day while opening an air fryer. Ugh.

46 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world

4 Comments

odium@programming.dev · 17 pts · 2y

I feel like using "you'll" instead of "you will" would work better.

WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Am I the only idiot who reads a manual?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Only after failing to find a third party guide online and even then you don't look for the third party one until you have failed to operate the thing for at least 2 hours.

infinite_zero@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I expected the punchline to be “Because if it was an automatic, you wouldn’t need instructions!”