Although it will have the effect, for children, of announcing upfront to every site on the internet that you are a child. Which is fine because there's no one on the internet who would ever think to abuse this information.
"So you stick the wireless probe up your ass until it vibrates to confirm connection. Then every time the PC requests authentication you clench your ass then relax and repeat that for the number on the screen. Ah there you go it's requesting it now, the number is 92"
9 Comments
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 139d
Parental controls have existed for decades. I remember circumventing them in the 90s. This is not about children.
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 139d
Although it will have the effect, for children, of announcing upfront to every site on the internet that you are a child. Which is fine because there's no one on the internet who would ever think to abuse this information.
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 139d
Oh shit. It was so obviously not about children that i didnt even think about them.
I for got to think of the children('s exploiters)
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 138d
The OG age check
albbi@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 138d
f. A pile of ashes
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 139d
I dunno, sounds like the government is deciding.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 138d
This isn’t going to work when I just let my kids use the same pc as me without changing users.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 138d
Bend over, new microslop law update dropping to use your colon scan to login every 5 min
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 138d
"So you stick the wireless probe up your ass until it vibrates to confirm connection. Then every time the PC requests authentication you clench your ass then relax and repeat that for the number on the screen. Ah there you go it's requesting it now, the number is 92"