c/comicstrips · by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 155d

Cry

651 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Klear@quokk.au · 61 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Still nowhere near as hot as her sister.

moriquende@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 155d (2 replies)

That one's toxic though

Klear@quokk.au · 25 pts · 155d (1 reply)

...

I can terraform her.

InputZero@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 155d

That's a lot of pressure to put on yourself.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 155d

Large tracts of land... downright abundant natural resources...

Hold up. You know Moon, that guy always following her around?

Yeah, annoying little orbiter blocks most of what comes her way.

Heard him saying she's got something real nasty going on. Kind of thing you can't just take something for a month and make it go away. He's already having flare ups, scared it's gonna get worse.

The hell are you talking about?

Bro, she's got... humans. Why did you think Mars always tenses up while she's around? You've gotta start paying better attention to shit like this.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d

ew, that bartender looks just like Uranus

Uri@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 154d

We call her mother earth 💀

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

Isn't that part of Rene Girad/Peter Thiel's plan. Destroy the planet to bring back Jesus Christ.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

Gas bags.

0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Soulless, but i have a thing for redheads.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d

But not Sol - less

imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Butterface

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 155d

But I barely know'er..

desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 155d (1 reply)

only smyrt people will get this. har har har

desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 155d

I just realized how this would come across, I don't know how to proceed...

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 155d

Which one is yer anus?