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Zachariah@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 130d (1 reply)

starik@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 130d

What Cool Adam thinks his belly looks like.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 130d (3 replies)

They should make a boob version.

It would be super handy for sneaking food into the movie theater.

I'd be a 6'1" Native American guy with facial hair and some fucking Triple G titties that slosh when I walk because they're full of diet soda

zwiebeltee@feddit.org · 12 pts · 130d

Spoiler cause NSFW

::: spoiler spoiler This is the way :::

This is the Way

rogermexico@mas.to · 5 pts · 130d

@bizarroland @NichEherVielleicht There are multiple options for wine bras, or wine racks if you will.

https://winestorageexpert.com/best-wine-rack-bra/

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 130d

You can just find a bra that fits and stick the cans in them, top with a couple bendy straws and you're set. What are they going to say? Sir, you're not allowed in because your boobs are too can shaped?

Yeah right.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d

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Amuletta@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 130d

This is hilarious!

Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

"Bro you need longer shirts" // "Why is your tshirt tucked behind your belly button"