Everyone knows what they'd do if their employer pissed them off enough to leave disgruntled. For me it's leaving a pile of sardines cooking in the break room microwave on my way out the door. (For 2 minutes. Out of the tin. On a paper plate. I'm not a monster. And this isn't something I've done. Just something I've fantasized about.)
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python@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 125d
The great reset
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 125d
Everyone knows what they'd do if their employer pissed them off enough to leave disgruntled. For me it's leaving a pile of sardines cooking in the break room microwave on my way out the door. (For 2 minutes. Out of the tin. On a paper plate. I'm not a monster. And this isn't something I've done. Just something I've fantasized about.)
But this. This is just total scorched earth.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d
Careful with blurring. It can be unblurred, usually. Black block that wipes out the pixel values is better.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 125d
Oh man. If only I had direct write access to main.
mattreb@feddit.it · 1 pts · 125d
Jokes aside, I think you picked the source ctrl where this would cause the least damage, I've "pushed" a lot of lost commits to my colleagues :)
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 125d
What if I told you I’m the only developer on that project?
mattreb@feddit.it · 2 pts · 125d
( ˶°ㅁ°)
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 125d
"I am going and taking my code with me"