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8 Comments
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 118d
Uh oh guys, he's threatening to do the thing he threatened to do a few weeks back before "extending" the timeline at the last minute. If Iran's not careful he might tell them they have 2 more weeks before he makes good on his threat.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 118d
This has gotta just be to buy time to get enough ground troops into position, right?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 118d
only trump could conjure the genius strategy of starting war a month before his troops are in position
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 118d
I mean it's very similar to the Russo Ukrainian war.
You start off with a decapitation strike to take out the regime (which doesn't work) then slowly realize you need to commit more and more assets until you have a full scale invasion with ground troops and you realize you're on day 1,516 of your 4 day special military operation.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 117d
fair, but russia directly borders ukraine and attacked areas at the border, it'd be more comparable if they attacked portugal.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d
What a baby. Give me what I want or I'll have a tantrum. Wahhhhhh wahhhhh. Can't wait to see him die
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 118d
I cant imagine being secret service or white house staff, bad enough working for my idiot lazy boss but he's not threatening any war crimes or raping any children
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 118d
Day ain't over yet...