Well it's also.
Windows XP. There's updates. Install them when you want to.
Windows 10: There's updates, install them soon unless it's pro then install them when you want.
Windows 11: Please install your updates, you have twenty seconds to comply.
Windows 12: What's that, you were in the middle of editing a file with 8 hours worth of edits? Tough I'm rebooting now bitch.
Anyone else notice this when waiting 3 weeks to let win 10 update? Every time I'd get updates I would wait, reboot several times but not install the pending update, then after finally installing it the machine would "magically" get faster
But that's just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month's Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).
9 Comments
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 105d
I hope you like reinstalling ALL your drivers. I sure hope you didn't have raid card installed that needs a boot driver, tee hee.
r00ty@kbin.life · 8 pts · 105d
Well it's also. Windows XP. There's updates. Install them when you want to. Windows 10: There's updates, install them soon unless it's pro then install them when you want. Windows 11: Please install your updates, you have twenty seconds to comply. Windows 12: What's that, you were in the middle of editing a file with 8 hours worth of edits? Tough I'm rebooting now bitch.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 105d
or we will incrementally slow your machine down.
Anyone else notice this when waiting 3 weeks to let win 10 update? Every time I'd get updates I would wait, reboot several times but not install the pending update, then after finally installing it the machine would "magically" get faster
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
But that's just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month's Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
Also, please provide your state issued ID citizen.
We must know your personal information and home address in order to allow you to edit this spreadsheet.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 105d
Windows 13: It'll be done when it's done
The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 105d
Pay 2.99 to finish this update more quickly.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 105d
LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 105d
"While you're waiting here are some interesting full screen ads, by 500 of our closest affiliates."
edit: "Oh, we're going to have to throttle your update, so you can experience our streaming ads in Full 32k UHD"