US State Secretary arrives in Kyiv for two-day visit, with US$1 billion package

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That's got to be one hell of a trip through airport security.

"Anything you'd like to declare?"

"Just a billion dollars in military hardware and some toothpaste."

"TACKLE THIS MAN, HE'S GOT TOOTHPASTE!!!"

Jokes aside I hope they put it to good use pushing Russia out of Ukraine.

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (20 replies)

That’s a lot of money.

It's actually little to no actual money. It's a lot of expensive military equipment.

A small price to pay for helping a friend

In comparison, Iraq war costed to US about thousand times more.

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theodewere@kbin.social · -3 pts · 3y (15 replies)

what's the matter Fat American, you can't afford enough cheeseburgers to keep that ass fat enough for your fat wife

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (13 replies)

Now I’m hungry 🤤

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (12 replies)

yeah always thinking about that ass.. hey is that what it means to be a Boomer? being a selfish fatass?

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (11 replies)

You must be bored, how’s life where you are?

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (10 replies)

it's angry at people like you.. every day..

At least you find joy in it. I’m just tired of how hot it is here.

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (8 replies)

At least you find joy in it. I’m just tired of how hot it is here.

there's no joy, son, and it lasts the rest of your hot days

My enormous wife loves my gargantuan dumper just fine tyvm.

I wish I could print $1B whenever I wanted to

You can. Just not USD. But sic_semper bucks - all the way!

Could probably get it in Venezuelan currency.

Yeah, check out my US1$B package!