his hands are tide? hmmm
yo it's linus parker from spiderman tech tips
i'm part of jim kellogg's anti-masturbation therapy and they've shoved my hands into bottles. i cannot get them out and i have not eaten for days. please help me.
but I'm busy fisting detergent
... my arms are too long
My spoon is too big
I have to tidy up?
"...my hands are Tide bottles"? Wouldn't his hands be goo if they were actual Tide?
11 Comments
cenariodantesco@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d
his hands are tide? hmmm
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 134d
yo it's linus parker from spiderman tech tips
HairyHarry@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 134d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d
i'm part of jim kellogg's anti-masturbation therapy and they've shoved my hands into bottles. i cannot get them out and i have not eaten for days. please help me.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
but I'm busy fisting detergent
expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
... my arms are too long
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 134d
socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 134d
My spoon is too big
hOrni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
I have to tidy up?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 134d
"...my hands are Tide bottles"? Wouldn't his hands be goo if they were actual Tide?