c/lemmyshitpost · by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 135dElon Musk 332 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 135d
Plot twist: it's a sex bot.
RmDebArc_5@feddit.org · 13 pts · 135d
These "plot twists" seem to be quite obvious
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 135d
Plot twist: the sex-bot is asexual and only wants Elon as a plutonic partner because he isn’t aryan enough
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 135d
Schindler's Twist
deranger@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 135d
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 134d
Nah. Musk prefers 'em to look like 12 year olds, like the pictures of scantily-clad 'women' he gets Grok to make for him to post.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 135d
Because the life-sized Hitler body pillow couldn't fill the hole in Elon's heart.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
I take great joy in the knowledge that nothing ever will.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 135d
Need an Elon’s house mod for Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 135d
I don't get it. Why is it weird to find Elon Musk in his own house?
realitista@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 135d
I mean, it's pretty clear from Grok's admission that mechahitler is somewhere in the plans.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 135d
Oh, THAT'S why people haven't been robbing him en masse
wraekscadu@vargar.org · 4 pts · 135d
Elon's new soulless art generator
mischk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 135d
I wouldn’t be surprised.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
You're surprised that when you go into Elon Musks house you find Elon Musk? /j