Very Big Step

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18 Comments

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 42 pts · 140d (2 replies)

Or just measure a ring she wears often, less chance of being caught or waking her.

I actually got really lucky and her favorite ring got bent in the band, I told her I'd take it to get it fixed for her. She suspected nothing.

Drusas@piefed.social · -4 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Most women don't wear rings.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 139d

And yet they always have a few anyways

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 139d

Assplay.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 139d

Buying butt plugs is trickier than people realise.

bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 140d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 140d (7 replies)

This sub is so traditionalist, best relationship ive ever had neither of us want marriage. We just stay together because we want to.

FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 139d (3 replies)

I mean, nice for you, but if others want to get married just let them?

Why the need to call OP out for wanting to marry?

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 139d

Is it not traditionalist? And i call it out because i see couple memes here that remind me of the most toxic relationships i had lol, i think it's important to just throw that out there, there's nothing wrong with not wanting marriage. A lot of young people feel shame and guilt when they cant replicate what they see in tv ads and stuff and now that im old enough i can confidently tell them, if you don't like it or feel it you're totally fine.

Edit: Plus the consumerism of buying a ring, like i guess yeah i think it's good for young people to know there's an alternative to this.

mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml · -11 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Because marriage perpetuates the subjugation of women.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 137d

Maybe the way you do it, pig

000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 138d

I genuinely, up until this comment, thought this was about buttplugs.

Also I agree with you, fuck the institution of marriage altogether

CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Just statistically most relationships will be monogamous cishet.

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 136d

And statistically most marriages end in divorce

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 139d

I proposed with a best guess token band. Then went shopping with her for a proper one. The token band we resized and she wears it day to day, and the proper one she wears for occasions.

socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 136d

You know you can just get a whole set of butt plugs specifically made for stepping up the size, right?

GoldAxolotl@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 140d (1 reply)

no, dude, wdf she's sniffing her armpits?!

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d

I sniff my partner's armpits, if he gets in on it it's just the advertising finally working