Good pay stable work why not join

I deadass would sign up, I'm broke as hell might as well risk being erased from reality in a single glance by some weird extradinensional rubber ducky if it means I can pay off these damn student loans

Don't forget on the job perks (Access may vary depending on site assignment):

• The magic vending machine
• The gender change machine
• Height changing machine
• Cute petable eyeballs