We could image that some ingredients needed in the fabrication process of health potions are actually dangerous and would kill you, or at least not heal you.
I think the assumption here is that even if you did get injured by some of the caustic precursors, sharp assembly mechanisms, or anything else like that, you would inevitability ALSO have some of the final product fall on you and heal you.
Horrific gestalt entity of seemingly randomly merged together limbs torsos and heads has been observed along the nearby interstate, begging passersby to 'end it all', in an atonal chorus of mournful voices.
Commuters are advised that both panhandling and acknowledging the humanity of a panhandler are both punishable under the law.
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 124d
When asked, the victims say they feel "rejuvenated"
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 124d
People were healed of minor cuts and bruises more than a block away from the site.
xkbx@startrek.website · 19 pts · 124d
NOTALITY
Vahenir@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 124d
It should have said something like -93 injured.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 124d
Everyone within range of health potion explosion instantly cured of all maladies.
X@piefed.world · 11 pts · 124d
INSIDE JOB STAGED BY BIG HEALTH POTION!! HEALTH POTIONS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 124d
We could image that some ingredients needed in the fabrication process of health potions are actually dangerous and would kill you, or at least not heal you.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 124d
Turns out that to brew a health potion, you first have to brew a deadly poison, and then pass it through the mirror dimension to flip its properties.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 124d
Ah yes homeopathy
MML@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 124d
A little Belladonna never hurt anyone. Well okay there was that incident... But...
restingOface@quokk.au · 4 pts · 124d
I think the assumption here is that even if you did get injured by some of the caustic precursors, sharp assembly mechanisms, or anything else like that, you would inevitability ALSO have some of the final product fall on you and heal you.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 124d
How does it feel to get evaporated and healed at the same time? Must be a traumatizing experience.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 124d
In other news, TRAVEL ADVISORY:
Horrific gestalt entity of seemingly randomly merged together limbs torsos and heads has been observed along the nearby interstate, begging passersby to 'end it all', in an atonal chorus of mournful voices.
Commuters are advised that both panhandling and acknowledging the humanity of a panhandler are both punishable under the law.