Internet access database perfect place for your government id. Shoddy database hold your official id securely. No problem data leak. Upload photo of id to porn id db.
I really do wish everyone making fun of me for not using big 3 corpo net products would get all their data stolen from their gmails and Apple devices so they stop trusting them.
I just give them fake data. If someone knows the right fake data, it's me.
Funny thing is, it turns out half my family uses the same fake data. They all really liked the last cat I had. The name of that cat (Jeff) is the color of the first car I had, and apparently two of my brothers did that exact same thing
This is why biometrics are not credentials for authenticity.
This problem is already solved with asymmetric cryptography.
Important additions being that it should be easy for users to make secure backups of their private keys, and they should be able to replace their keys whenever they're comprised
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 135d
Internet access database perfect place for your government id. Shoddy database hold your official id securely. No problem data leak. Upload photo of id to porn id db.
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cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 135d
Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend. Must verify and database secure
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 135d
I really do wish everyone making fun of me for not using big 3 corpo net products would get all their data stolen from their gmails and Apple devices so they stop trusting them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 135d
I just give them fake data. If someone knows the right fake data, it's me.
Funny thing is, it turns out half my family uses the same fake data. They all really liked the last cat I had. The name of that cat (Jeff) is the color of the first car I had, and apparently two of my brothers did that exact same thing
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 135d
This is why biometrics are not credentials for authenticity.
This problem is already solved with asymmetric cryptography.
Important additions being that it should be easy for users to make secure backups of their private keys, and they should be able to replace their keys whenever they're comprised
bountygiver@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 135d
We should just skip the steps and just use documents from these data breaches to verify "ourselves".
flippinfreebird@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 135d
My company requires the Okta (owned by Oracle) certification app to access our W-2. I can't get it because I don't have the app.
Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 135d
They can't just, idk, mail it to you?
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
I miss business cat
rapide@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 135d
Peni
Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
I preferred the days when we had to stay late at the office to catch the red dot.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d
Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend 🐍🪈🧞♂️
aim4harmony@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d
Purrfect business - Cat CEO
aim4harmony@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
..a bit of a data breach.. and we're not moving a whisker about this. 🤭