They say there's no sincerer form of flattery than getting kicked out of your own fan club by the president of your own fan club because the president of your own fan club doesn't know who you are and

It feels like being a real life streaming service. Like my content was put on in the background while the viewer scrolled their i-phone and microwaved their spaghetti dinner, like how people do with real content. It feels like I'm a real content creator now, but it's more than that. It feels like winning the content olympics. I deserve a special parking spot or a lifetime supply of red baron deep dish singles or something.