As a gentleman scholar, Nurgle would surely have his own raccoon breeding program. If there were necessity in any volume of raccoon penises surely shortage risk would be adequately mitigated.
"People calling to fire man specifically hired to mislead Americans about health and science for misleading Americans about health and science."
Nobody in this regime is going to fire him - he's doing exactly what they asked of him. If we want him gone we'll need to organize well enough and threateningly enough to boot everyone else along with him.
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Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 113d
If he is fired who will be picked to replace him?
Nurgle?
Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 113d
At least we'd have some respectability in the role. You'll never hear of Nurgle scrounging for raccoon penis.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 113d
Kind of feel like he would though.
Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 113d
As a gentleman scholar, Nurgle would surely have his own raccoon breeding program. If there were necessity in any volume of raccoon penises surely shortage risk would be adequately mitigated.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d
Sure, but you wouldn't hear about it.
Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 113d
Fun Fact: I did learn that some people use raccoon penis bones in the distillery for moonshine. I wonder if this was his goal.
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 3 pts · 112d
You're going to have to back up and not drop that raccoons have bones in their penises like that's common knowledge.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 113d
Kid Rock.
mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 113d
The corpse of Reagan.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 113d
Well at least he'll be honest about it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d
They'll just abolish health.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d
Who needs things like the CDC or Medicare when there's no health!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d
exactly!
frunch@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 113d
I'm sure they'll get right on that
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 113d
He's never getting fired, because he's doing his job of destroying America piece by piece
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d
Where sane people see failure, those pulling the strings see everything exceeding their expectations.
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 11 pts · 114d
So strange. I mean, obviously there was a rise in viral diseases under this antivax moron. It’s not a surprise.
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 8 pts · 113d
"People calling to fire man specifically hired to mislead Americans about health and science for misleading Americans about health and science."
Nobody in this regime is going to fire him - he's doing exactly what they asked of him. If we want him gone we'll need to organize well enough and threateningly enough to boot everyone else along with him.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 113d
Trump lovingly calls him Bobby, he ain't getting fired
Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d
RFK Jr. should be charged with Depraved Heart Murder in every state that has it on the books.