Like even in today’s messed up newscycle that would genuinely make headlines 🤣
I speculate it was a move to distract from some lawsuit/accusations he had going on. (Something about accepting trafficked girls from a maffia or something, it didn’t get a lot of traction)
That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him.
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MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 83 pts · 107d
Thus making Steven Segal a legitimate military target.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 107d
There's no chance he's actually competent at anything he's doing. Killing him might end with him being replaced by someone who is.
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 4 pts · 107d
We'll just have to see.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 106d
That's the dream, eh?
msfroh@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 106d
I wanted to joke about him being a Hard Target, but that's JCVD.
The best that I can offer is that even if he's Marked for Death, Seagal would be Hard to Kill.
MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 4 pts · 106d
Hard to Lift.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 68 pts · 107d
WTF? Dude went full Russian. Now I'll never be able to enjoy the cinematic masterpiece Under Siege ever again.
Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 107d
You'll always have the cake scene
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
It stops being after Nick Nolte and TLJ die anyway. Great movie with a dead weight lead
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 106d
Unter Siege 🤔
Riverside@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 106d
yucandu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Yeah bro we're all well aware the US and Russia are the axis of evil, you don't need to keep reminding everyone every time someone points at Russia.
Riverside@reddthat.com · -4 pts · 106d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Have you seen how fast he walks in this movie though
Carmakazi@piefed.social · 23 pts · 107d
I always think of this video whenever Steven Seagal comes up. Dude's a joke and has been for a long time.
Squizzy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
He looks like Brando in a few of those
RanryuuRain@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 106d
Somehow not surprising.
null@lemmy.org · 8 pts · 106d
Isn't Seagal connected to the mob? Doesn't he do PR for Russia now?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d
I thought he was dead?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 106d
That's the better timeline, neighbor.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 6 pts · 106d
If you guys are surprised at this news, boy do I have some news about his buddy jcvd.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 106d
.... Which is?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 106d
He wanted to become an ambassador to Russia. (Totally out of the blue)
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 106d
A long con to kick Putler in the face?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 106d
Like even in today’s messed up newscycle that would genuinely make headlines 🤣
I speculate it was a move to distract from some lawsuit/accusations he had going on. (Something about accepting trafficked girls from a maffia or something, it didn’t get a lot of traction)
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
Oh shit! Is this his next movie? Is he going to beat up the entire Ukrainian army this time?
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 106d
The only Steven Seagal movie I would watch is Steven Seagal being forced to load a Bohdana Howitzer shell after shell after shell while he complains.
espentan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Now there's a good movie.
I'd also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 106d
That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him.
Jumi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
This is the Steven Seagal mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world that he's not only the villain in his movies but in real life too.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
My life a movie, frfr