Microslop at its finest

Microslop: Please complete 2 factor authentication again to sign in.

User completes 2 factor authentication

Microslop: Thanks, you have been signed out.

User: ffs!

232 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world

20 Comments

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Sorry, we couldn't log you in.

More Details?

You are running windows 11 and the security policy only allows Windows 10.

No joke I got that error once.

asmer@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 144d

Security Policy knows what's shit af.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 145d (1 reply)

signs in

“You must complete two-factor authentication before you can sign in.”

asmer@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 145d

And then once you do it, you're signed out! Lmao

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 145d (4 replies)

I'm so fucking burnt out on this shit.

here's my day.

  • sign into laptop
  • MFA push
  • connect to vpn
  • sign in to MSlop A
  • MFA code
  • sign into remote desktop
  • sign in to MSlop A
  • MFA push
  • Sign into support tool on remote desktop
  • sign in to MSlop A
  • MFA push
  • sign into github on local laptop
  • sign into MSlop B
  • MFA code

I do that twice a day. once in the morning, and once after lunch. why after lunch? because after 3 minutes of inactivity my laptop locks and disconnects from the network. after 5 minutes the remote desktop session expires. after 15 minutes the remote desktop shuts down. after an hour all sessions expire.

so my day consists of signing into the tools and platforms I need to again and again and not much else.

asmer@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 144d (3 replies)

Aye, did u just out yourself as OE?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d (2 replies)

OE?

asmer@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Over employed

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

heh, I wish. no.

single employed.

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 145d

Finally get all the proper credentials typed in, but instead a different login forcefully overrides it

  • woes of having two separate teams accounts at work
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 145d (2 replies)

"it's a good idea to close all your browser tabs"

Duck off.

Outlook gets it's own private mode window for this reason

asmer@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 145d

Even with that, it'll ask you to sign in again and after giving it the password and 2 factor authentication, it'll sign you out!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 145d

If (for some inexplicable reason) I actually used Outlook, then Outlook would have its own separate browser that I only used for Outlook. In fact, that might be a good use-case for Edge.

Securus777@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Holy shit! Thought that only happened to me!

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 144d

It happens to me too, at work even

Broke ass software

asmer@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 144d

You are not alone.

howrar@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Good to know I'm not the only one getting this. It's so annoying. I shouldn't have to clear my cache every time I want to log in.

asmer@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 143d

If only The Slop understood this, we might have a decent product

JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 144d

"Please wait while we sign you out".

ha ha joke's on them, I never wait.

PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

For me its "You used the wrong password too often" without any other option (its the correct password since i use a pw manager and already dealt with this problem.)