c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 3yIt's time to come clean 795 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 47 pts · 3y
I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Let me introduce you to the magic of... levers!
bastian_5@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 3y
Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...
thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.
Venutianxspring@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 3y
Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow
z500@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3y
Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories
indulgence@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
If you enter into the app that you're American, it's expected.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 7 pts · 3y
I'm going to trust your expertise, Indulgence.
door_in_the_face@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 3y
Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.
Ignacio@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
Those are rookie numbers.
ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).