Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.
(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)
What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What's going on there?
14 Comments
thejoker954@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 128d
Love the tagline. "making the impossible merely inadvisable"
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 128d
It would be less expensive if the people who gather the raw materials didn't mysteriously lose their virginity in the middle of their trips.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d
Send committed sluts to gather the materials. No need to worry about losing your virginity if it was gone already to begin with 😜
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 121d
In case you were unaware, in some versions of unicorn lore they're only visible to virgins ;)
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Okay yeah, that complicates matters. A lot.
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 128d
"Making the impossible merely inadvisable" - poetry!
dumples@piefed.social · 19 pts · 128d
Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?
Either way I want it
TheWizardOfOdd@fedinsfw.app · 18 pts · 128d
Both.
Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.
(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)
dumples@piefed.social · 8 pts · 127d
Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 128d
Turns out, it's both!
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 128d
What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What's going on there?
ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social · 2 pts · 116d
From the original post.
recursive_recursion@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 128d
I'll take 20
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 128d
hurk