Do I still need to wear shoes? If not, turbospider. If yes, I'd go with tank treads. Shoes could be like a tyre that I stick my feet into like spokes, instead of having to tie sixteen laces.
I'd want a leg for each foot but the legs would be going all around my body so I could just roll forever and always have a foot on the ground. Like a sea urchin with feet lol
10 Comments
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 112d
Turbospider for sure. It's not even close.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 112d
Where are you finding sixteen legged pants?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d
Once I'm a 16 legged turbospider I'll be too powerful to concern myself with such minor affairs
Godort@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 112d
If I was 16 feet I'd be so good at basketball
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d
16 feet tall but with tiny T. rex arms!
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 112d
Tank treads for sure. It's not even close.
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 112d
Can I just have spares for later?
lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 112d
Do I still need to wear shoes? If not, turbospider. If yes, I'd go with tank treads. Shoes could be like a tyre that I stick my feet into like spokes, instead of having to tie sixteen laces.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 112d
You're required to wear shoes exactly as much as you are now
Asafum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d
I'd want a leg for each foot but the legs would be going all around my body so I could just roll forever and always have a foot on the ground. Like a sea urchin with feet lol