This isn't how I remember the story

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23 Comments

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (16 replies)

I didn't know that kingdoms had feet, let alone ones that contained women.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (13 replies)

I almost didn't share it because of that, but I would've felt weirder about editing someone's tweet.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (10 replies)

It's awkwardly phrased, but not grammatically incorrect.

Johanno@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Why? Y?

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (8 replies)

The owner of the feet is "every woman in the kingdom," ergo "every woman in the kingdom's feet."

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (6 replies)

No, it should be "the feet of every woman in the kingdom."

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Yes, that is a better way to phrase it for clarity, but the one shown is also grammatically correct.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y

Ambiguity is never correct unless used for humorous intent.

Johanno@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

I am no English expert but it just sounds wrong

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Nah, fix that shit

TurboDiesel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The “feet” are the areas where the commoners live

paddirn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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hexdream@discuss.tchncs.de · 37 pts · 2y

Hmm. So is quintin Tarantino interested in a remake?

Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

Ah yes, it'd be super easy to find one white blonde woman via description. Not very many of those.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

“Your Highness, you did get a look at her face, surely it would be easier to—“ “DID I STUTTER?”

Simbomba@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Guess he was to drunk to rember

moody@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 2y

I mean he did watch her ride off in a carriage made of pumpkins

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Loved when stories can be stories and things didn't have to make sense. Now we have stories where they have to spoon feed you all the details. I just want to see paw patrol god damnit

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let's just say... he was a little drunk that night so the only thing is her shoe to make sure it's the right one.

Why not ask her? Idk...

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Because people can lie