c/shittyasklemmy · by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 123dif birds aren't real what's been pooping on my car 22 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 123d
Me
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 123d
and me
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 123d
That explains the shits that I didn't do
Rambomst@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d
Guys we spoke about this at the last meet, follow the map so we don't overlap!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 123d
I know the overlap map, but I have to crap!
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 123d
and also me
SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 123d
Goverment drones
FrankFrankson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d
Just like cars make exhaust gas the biproduct from robotic birds is that gray white stuff you find on your car. It's not bird shit, its high tech solid state bird exhaust.
degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 4 pts · 123d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
But where does he get the bird poop?
degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 2 pts · 122d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d
Makes sense.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 123d
Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 123d
That's probably Poopin' Dan, he's been working on developing his portfolio
the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
I know this might be an already answered question, but what makes you think birds aren't real?
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d
Birds are spy drones sent by the government. That's why they are always on power lines, it's to recharge.
the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d
OK then.