if birds aren't real what's been pooping on my car

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Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 123d (5 replies)

Me

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 123d (4 replies)

and me

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 123d (2 replies)

That explains the shits that I didn't do

Rambomst@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Guys we spoke about this at the last meet, follow the map so we don't overlap!

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 123d

I know the overlap map, but I have to crap!

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 123d

and also me

SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 123d

Goverment drones

FrankFrankson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d

Just like cars make exhaust gas the biproduct from robotic birds is that gray white stuff you find on your car. It's not bird shit, its high tech solid state bird exhaust.

degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 4 pts · 123d (4 replies)
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d (3 replies)

But where does he get the bird poop?

degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 2 pts · 122d (1 reply)
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d

Makes sense.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 123d

Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 123d

That's probably Poopin' Dan, he's been working on developing his portfolio

the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d (2 replies)

I know this might be an already answered question, but what makes you think birds aren't real?

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Birds are spy drones sent by the government. That's why they are always on power lines, it's to recharge.

the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d

OK then.