Ms. Frizzrule

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 147d

Zero percent chance she got the one approved where they go inside Arnold. Everything is wrong with that field trip as a premise (including, ironically, that there's a brief scene where Arnold is seated on the bus currently inside of him).

Edit: I suddenly want someone like Legal Eagle to break down the absurd illegality of that episode with total sincerity.

We're singling out your son to leave behind such that I can have his classmates travel inside his body without his consent or even knowledge. All of this will be in service of a 3rd-grade biology lesson for which a billion effectively identical substitutes are available, including endoscopy footage that already exists. This will be monitored externally by our class lizard.

sexy_animal_fucker@kbin.melroy.org · 36 pts · 147d (3 replies)

I wish my teacher took me on a field trip inside a dog

Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io · 29 pts · 147d

Username checks out

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 147d

Ms Frizzle: "Good morning, class! Today we'll be learning about the digestive system through the lens of a common household pet: a dog!"

Class: cheers

Arnold: But wait, Ms Frizzle, I don't see a dog anywhere.

Ms Frizzle: looking at the nervous puppy girl volunteer in the corner of the room

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 147d

Why is that the case, sexy_animal_fucker?

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d

Arnold’s parents: “A bus full of kids did fucking what?!

Also, I didn’t know carrots could do that…”

mossy_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d

"look I'm worried about it too, but when I go over there after school they're all grinning ear to ear. except that one kid."