would you imagine me as an irl person, or as my profile pic?

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AiricaFyresong@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 126d (1 reply)

The real question is if I will be able to tell with my face buried in a pillow.

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 126d (5 replies)

Real people don’t exist. I’d probably picture Mimi.

And I’d run.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 126d (4 replies)

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 125d (3 replies)

I’m not against cuddling like that cat. I just dislike unannounced guests spawning randomly. Even more sus if it happens in my dreams. *eyes Inception*

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 125d (2 replies)

I swear I'm not trying to steal the password to your club penguin account!

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 125d (1 reply)

πŸ‘€ πŸƒβ€βž‘οΈ

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 125d

πŸ˜πŸ€—

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 126d (1 reply)

like, as a jumpscare?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 125d (2 replies)

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 125d

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 125d

Thank you for your support!

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 126d (1 reply)

Probably we'd go on to some weird adventure

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 126d

I like weird adventures! πŸ₯°

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 125d (1 reply)

"Oh shit, a pretty intruder! Help me, Batman!"

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d

Bruce Wayne can't save you now (he's already in the soup)

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 125d (2 replies)

... probably ask you to stop hogging the blankets.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 125d (1 reply)

but I'm cold 3:

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 125d

dumps 1000 plushies on you

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 125d (1 reply)

Point behind you and shout β€œBear!” and then hide under your dress

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 125d

Don't worry; bears generally aren't interested in me :3

KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 126d (3 replies)

Uh make a cup of tea and have a long chat about philosophy, I'm a dude in my lane

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 126d (2 replies)

but what would you picture me looking like?

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 126d

Goth girl πŸ‘

KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 126d

Your best self! But based on the above a Goth baddie

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 124d (2 replies)

im imagining u as the pfp-- cuz ive been told somewhere that it kinda somewhat aligns.

also yesyes ive dreamed about u bein around sometime ~

(πŸ₯ž vid is in the works.... multiple hours of material to go thru and cut down.,.)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 124d (1 reply)

I'm so hyped for this vid!

also, you dream about me? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 124d

of course i dream about u! <3 how could i not?

i realize that editing will probably take a long time... ohwell-

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 126d (1 reply)

if I'm giving a real answer, probably just nerd chitchat about the fediverse 😭

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 126d

I can't say I'd complain

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 126d

Who knows, our dreams are wild.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 125d (1 reply)

You've chosen to represent yourself as the profile pic, so I'd go with that.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d

tbf, i apparently do look similar to it, if only more femcely

tux7350@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d (13 replies)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 125d (11 replies)

my mission on lemmy is to help eggs hatch into beautiful and happy people

tux7350@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d (9 replies)

And I really love that about you! If you can take solace in anything, it's that your content has genuinely made me feel better when I've felt bad about myself. Idk how you always seem to remain so positive, but you really have made a positive impact on me.

Thank you ❀️

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 125d (8 replies)

It's been really hard to stay positive recently, but if there's one thing I refuse to do it's to wallow in negativity. Femcel spaces run a real risk of becoming toxic cesspools of negative energy. While edge and self depreciation is fun, I don't want it to take over completely, so I lead by example.

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d (4 replies)

I've seen the likes of tttt and similar places, and I truly, genuinely appreciate how much effort you put into keeping this place funny and uplifting and hopeful, and not at all like those other places are. I'm sorry that life has been hard, but do know that your efforts mean a lot.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d (3 replies)

Thank you. I'm really happy when I see that my silly shitposts have a positive effect on people, especially when I get people to read specific yuri (Watanare)

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d (2 replies)

Oh yeah~, I liked that one. I'm pretty sure that I read everything that was out when I did.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d

It actually got a good anime adaptation!

tux7350@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d (2 replies)

I havent been apart of any femcel spaces before. Not sure if egg_irl counts lol l left during the reddit api stuff. But I've seen how other communities fall victim to the negative energy. Im happy people like you are around to foster those spaces.

On a more fun positive note, I just got back from vacation and need to redo my nails πŸ˜† what color should I do?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 125d (1 reply)

Orange and blue

tux7350@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d

Done! :3 πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ’™

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 125d

lemmyhat.ch

User profiles would be lemmyhat.ch/u/

Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d

Damn the slopmachine really messed up a lot on this one

NerdyTimesOrWhatever@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 125d (7 replies)

Run away because you look creepy and we're in the middle of nowhere. The feeling of terror inflicted by your eyes will forever haunt me.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 125d (6 replies)

NerdyTimesOrWhatever@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 125d (4 replies)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 125d (3 replies)

NerdyTimesOrWhatever@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 125d (2 replies)

Look, I don't give B lister Jays like that. Cant believe you'd compare my skills to ...that.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 125d (1 reply)

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 124d

such-- very thin legs,.,. oki yes that is scary.