Rules to make me fall in love

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11 Comments

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 112d (5 replies)

He still isn’t gonna take the fucking hint

FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Shes just being nice

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 112d (1 reply)

C - You really can't tell in this situation. Maybe she was asking you to throw away those flowers. Maybe she was asking you to guess her birthday.

wait a sec, gotta switch to my alt to upvote twice :)

I'll take the hint, just not the initiative 🥺

Of course not, what if she's being sarcastic?

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 111d (2 replies)

Situation like this is basically the only reason I'm married right now.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 3 pts · 111d (1 reply)

Living the dream, but unironically

Yeah, kinda...

I really worry about the world that my children will live in though.

So I guess the dream has its ups and downs.

The key to Sebastian’s heart is void eggs. Or frozen tears if you have them.

Lupo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d

Always make sure to square up, establish dominance

Pls