c/mildlyinteresting · by rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 2y12 year old string cheese I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag. It is rock hard. 296 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
Pirky@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
musicworld@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
How does it taste?
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 2y
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
snooggums@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
Cheese jerky!
m_r_butts@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
Turious@leaf.dance · 17 pts · 2y
I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.
Wogi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'd like to see his colon.
nickhammes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Too bad, now it's a semicolon
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
It belongs in a museum!
Blizzard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
So do you!
Swim@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
/moldlyinteresting
expatriado@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
extra sharp
FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
soupspoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Stay posted...
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
TomMasz@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Quite possibly your last meal.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Nicely aged
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Aged to Perfection!
soupspoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hot.
J12@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
Gork@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
TheLurker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
Eat it.
Migillope@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
realitista@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I double dog dare you.
floppy@rabbitea.rs · 2 pts · 2y
🤮
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?
squaresinger@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
The result of the no-poop-challenge.
FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
gressen@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
That's what she said.