12 year old string cheese

I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.

It is rock hard.

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30 Comments

Pirky@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
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musicworld@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How does it taste?

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Judging by the looks of it, bacon.

snooggums@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y

Cheese jerky!

m_r_butts@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Turious@leaf.dance · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.

Wogi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd like to see his colon.

nickhammes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Too bad, now it's a semicolon

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It belongs in a museum!

Blizzard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

So do you!

Swim@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

/moldlyinteresting

expatriado@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

extra sharp

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!

soupspoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ooh good call, OP please do this!

rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Stay posted...

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!

TomMasz@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Quite possibly your last meal.

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Nicely aged

TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Aged to Perfection!

soupspoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Hot.

J12@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!

Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.

Gork@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.

TheLurker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

Eat it.

Migillope@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

You can't convince me this isn't a baguette

realitista@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I double dog dare you.

floppy@rabbitea.rs · 2 pts · 2y

🤮

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?

squaresinger@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

The result of the no-poop-challenge.

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

gressen@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

It is rock hard.

That's what she said.