c/programmerhumor · by SuperBobby@lemmy.world · 3yI lied 505 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
GNUmer@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 3y
How about both?
ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y
It's really hard to code while fucking.
Eavolution@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y
Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 3y
And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?
sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 3y
don't kink shame
jannis@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 3y
Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.
EROLoLICON@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉
ShadyGrove@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Getting into c++ as well then?
zib@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets 😏
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 3y
Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty
rattenjunge@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.
Port8080@feddit.de · 9 pts · 3y
Core Dumped
Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.
farofinha@dataterm.digital · 5 pts · 3y
It seems a good way to learn.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Wr4ith@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Example of task failed successfully
Xeelee@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!
kevinbacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Oh you'll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bear_with_a_hammer@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y
hikarulsi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Arch Linux has joined the chat
borlax@lemmy.borlax.com · 3 pts · 3y
Little do you know that a lack of errors in my IDE is almost better than sex…
nutel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
little do you know about the pleasure of deploying overengineered solution. Nothing can beat that shit.
03ari@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
wait, programmers have girlfriends ?
Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
vanZuider@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y
Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.
KMohZaid@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y
Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept