c/tenforward · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 109dWhoops, what a careless mistake. 69 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 109d
Buffer those fools and save them for the next time you run across a Klingon ship with its shields down.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d
That's gotta be against Starfleet regulations somewhere under cruel and unusual tactics.
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 108d
True, but there's a slim chance we'll end up with hippy Klingons!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
Best I can do...
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 108d
lath@piefed.social · 14 pts · 109d
When you get a DJ as a transport officer and they keep remixing your insides...
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d
"Stop 'dropping the beat' and give me back my kidney!"
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 108d
Or your organs keep appearing and disappearing to the beat of a manic DJ high on meth
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 109d
Exactly what a Herbert would say. HERBERT! HERBERT! HERBERT!
OZFive@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d
But they are still there, in that wall. I'm not worried about a Tell-Tale Heart scenario, It's all about hating that wall every time you walk by.
Beam then into the warp reactor. Instant ionization. Problem solved.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 108d
... or beam them just outside the ship ... while moving at warp speed