>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg
23 Comments
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 119 pts · 102d
cravl@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 101d
+1 for fricking
.pcx, gee wizzacles.diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 101d
🥰
PS: damn, am I that old?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 101d
we’m that old!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 93 pts · 101d
"It has too many layers for me to describe in full right now, but if I cut to the core of it, it will surely make you cry."
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 50 pts · 102d
Life has layers
EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 102d
You are carrying that which helps the advancement of both science and horticulture.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 102d
It's all ogre now
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 102d
Shrek is love Shrek is life
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 102d
"Sorry. I can't read this without a TOR browser".
On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
An ass-sentence that long must have been inspired by quite the view
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
a long unpunctuated ass sentence
dukatos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 100d
zeropunctuation
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 30 pts · 102d
America's finest news source
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 101d
The letter that ended the (info) war
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 23 pts · 102d
"The work is mysterious and important."
Cypher@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 102d
The message is encrypted, there are many layers
Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 102d
Is this some kind of reference to the “survivability onion”
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 100d
"it's a picture of a cock and balls, my friend. You have done well. Rest now."
thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 100d
Real answer. "It's in code"
Joke answer "we are expecting alli(um)s"
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 101d
I'd just eat you tbh
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 101d
ok dr lecter
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 101d
It says "just keep looking at the flowers."