mfw

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23 Comments

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 119 pts · 102d (3 replies)
>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg
cravl@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 101d (2 replies)

+1 for fricking .pcx, gee wizzacles.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 101d (1 reply)

🥰

PS: damn, am I that old?

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 101d

we’m that old!

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 93 pts · 101d

"It has too many layers for me to describe in full right now, but if I cut to the core of it, it will surely make you cry."

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 50 pts · 102d

Life has layers

EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 102d

You are carrying that which helps the advancement of both science and horticulture.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 102d (1 reply)

It's all ogre now

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 102d

Shrek is love Shrek is life

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 102d (3 replies)

"Sorry. I can't read this without a TOR browser".

On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d

An ass-sentence that long must have been inspired by quite the view

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

a long unpunctuated ass sentence

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 100d

zeropunctuation

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 30 pts · 102d (1 reply)

America's finest news source

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 101d

The letter that ended the (info) war

CombatWombat@feddit.online · 23 pts · 102d

"The work is mysterious and important."

Cypher@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 102d

The message is encrypted, there are many layers

Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 102d

Is this some kind of reference to the “survivability onion”

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 100d

"it's a picture of a cock and balls, my friend. You have done well. Rest now."

thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 100d

Real answer. "It's in code"

Joke answer "we are expecting alli(um)s"

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I'd just eat you tbh

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 101d

ok dr lecter

toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 101d

It says "just keep looking at the flowers."