Car guy gets more autistic the higher up they go but don't have to social support in their lives to be allowed anything except allistic behavior so they mask all the time which makes them tired and standoffish. Car guys like analog puzzles. Engines are like Rubiks cubes that go vroom.
outback driver here- i see so many old people driving foresters and outbacks. the younger queer people i see in subarus are usually in a crosstrek now. it's definitely not the rule, but it's it's definitely a majority
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rImITywR@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 132d
In my experience, the "car guy" actually has pretty low driving ability. That's why he has to spend $1000/mo on insurance.
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 132d
A fair number have reasonable driving ability but still drive outside it.
Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 131d
As a self-proclaimed driving enthusiast, this is 1000% true. lol
Also, i say all the time: being a "good driver" includes being a safe and attentive driver—not just being capable of speeding.
BrickEater@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 132d
I would send this to my bi menace ex but it'd probably piss her off and make her crash lol
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 131d
Do it
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 132d
Im boutta scare yall, but im a car guy and bi. Boo!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d
What's your take on motorcycles?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 131d
Ehhhhh not really a bike guy. I completely understand and accept the hobby but its not my thing. Cars are where its at for me.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 132d
i want be lesbaru but not drive car---
also-- i feel car guys drive aggressively.,,., sometimes.
other times smooth-- but ive never been in an aggressively driven womens car.
i wanna be lesbaru. i wanna be nice, comfy to be around and have good reasons to keep me around.
i want irl friend. just one..... preferably fem (no not for lesbaru, just as a friend. i... i really want a friend)
tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 131d
you wanna be a car?
🫂 (reflex hug)
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 132d
Car guy gets more autistic the higher up they go but don't have to social support in their lives to be allowed anything except allistic behavior so they mask all the time which makes them tired and standoffish. Car guys like analog puzzles. Engines are like Rubiks cubes that go vroom.
tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 131d
I should’ve seen the bisexual signs earlier
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 131d
same 😔
buffalobuffalo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 130d
was so confused by the arrows until i realized? they're not representing vectors or gradients or mathy stuff they're just pointing to the text
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 132d
Then why is ever subaru I see driven by a man or a straight couple? They said that was the lesbian car.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 131d
Depends on the Subaru, impreza with fart cannon? Dude trying to court ladies. Outback Forester? Lady wearing flannel to the wedding
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 130d
outback driver here- i see so many old people driving foresters and outbacks. the younger queer people i see in subarus are usually in a crosstrek now. it's definitely not the rule, but it's it's definitely a majority
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 130d
Fuuuuuck, why are these so specific and accurate lmaoooo
Get out of my house bwahahahaha
KaRunChiy@fedia.io · 1 pts · 130d
But what if I have a first gen forester? What does that make me?
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 130d
My friends in college knew I was gay before I did because of my love of Subarus.
I wish I could contest it but I can't. Same with cuffed pantlegs and inhaling hummus. Must be something biological lol