New plaque in the White House - this is real

They should make this a new tradition. Every incoming president has to put up a plaque ragging on the previous one.

Imagine what 48 will have to say about Trump.

Sometimes I like to imagine the specific practical actions required to make this. Like...

• Trump dictates this weird message to an intern and says he wants a plaque about sleepy Joe by this afternoon.
• Intern has to ask head intern about logistics of hanging a plaque in the hallway.
• "Who makes plaques like this? Where do I even get it?"
• Calling random plaque makers in the DC area asking how quickly they can make the plaque
• Getting White House corporate card and filing procurement paperwork
• Physically going to plaque maker to pick up plaque
• Make it back just in time to get stupid plaque hung up on wall
• "Wait, can I hang this myself? Can I really drill mount screws into the White House wall? Is there staff who has to help me put this up?"
• Get stupid plaque up and get ready to leave for the day
• Hear poopy diaper president throwing a hissy fit
• "This isn't what I told you to put up! It's missing the second part!"
• "Sorry Mr. President - I recorded your statement earlier if you want me to play it back-"
• "No!!!!! I want a second plaque with the rest of what I said! It needs to say [insert second plaque statement here]"
• "Yes Mr. President, right away."
• Cancel plans for evening, frantically call plaque maker to see if they'll stay open, repeat

Has anyone checked behind the plaques for a hidey-hole/safe? The Epstein Files could be in there, after all...