get the most expensive escort
Classy choice!
Yeah! leather seats and everything
Pretty cool
I might be able to afford a bite out of a banana...
https://www.npr.org/2024/11/21/nx-s1-5199568/a-duct-taped-banana-sells-for-6-2-million-at-an-art-auction
Or, more accurately, Sun purchased a certificate of authenticity that gives him the authority to duct-tape a banana to a wall and call it Comedian.
I can get you a better price on this
my favorite piece of modern art!
Pay taxes in the income. Pay off the home loan. Invest the rest in an index linked ETF. ignore it for the next decade or 2.
You even have to pay taxes in dreams‽
The wife is a tax official, so yes I do.
One million dollars US dollars dollars?
Correct.
12 Comments
pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 3 pts · 91d
get the most expensive escort
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 91d
Classy choice!
pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 3 pts · 91d
Yeah! leather seats and everything
cathfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
Pretty cool
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
I might be able to afford a bite out of a banana...
https://www.npr.org/2024/11/21/nx-s1-5199568/a-duct-taped-banana-sells-for-6-2-million-at-an-art-auction
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 91d
I can get you a better price on this
pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 3 pts · 91d
my favorite piece of modern art!
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
Pay taxes in the income.
Pay off the home loan.
Invest the rest in an index linked ETF.
ignore it for the next decade or 2.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 91d
You even have to pay taxes in dreams‽
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
The wife is a tax official, so yes I do.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
One million dollars US dollars dollars?
jdr@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 91d
Correct.