Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?
I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)
yeah but why bring the lockheed martin pilot up? i'm clearly fat and have no bones. i'm more of a rolling bowl of pudding. i don't want to insult you to your face so i'll let you do that yourself.
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nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev · 34 pts · 125d
What if that is my dream girl?
mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 125d
Yeah, and is there a wait list?!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 125d
Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?
Sergio@piefed.social · 8 pts · 125d
You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn't have.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d
Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused
Sergio@piefed.social · 9 pts · 125d
I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d
Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything
Sergio@piefed.social · 5 pts · 125d
I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 125d
It is on you to be prepared for whatever may come.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
either wait for someone to drop the class or drop them from it
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 124d
Buckle up
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 125d
so you are my dream girl
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 125d
The quote appears to originate from this longer blog post.
https://lifewithoutapaddle.com/shit-my-brain-says/the-raven-the-forest/
Godort@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 125d
Six of one, half-dozen of the other
Soulg@ani.social · 7 pts · 124d
Aww so cute
X@piefed.world · 6 pts · 124d
There are no girls of whom I shall ever dream; for it is the crows, silent and wise, who inhabit my dreams.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
You ever seen a crow? They're far from silent.
X@piefed.world · 1 pts · 123d
Seen quite a few. They were as quiet as it gets.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 124d
i like crows. crows are friend.
bjc@scribe.disroot.org · 4 pts · 124d
i was more intrigued when i read this as "the shouting of cows", and now i'm just disappointed
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 124d
“I’m countess crow! Countess of the crows!!! “
[Gets defeated by a dude with a pillow case…]
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 124d
The Lockheed Martin Pilot does not concern himself with the crows nor the forest
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d
yeah but why bring the lockheed martin pilot up? i'm clearly fat and have no bones. i'm more of a rolling bowl of pudding. i don't want to insult you to your face so i'll let you do that yourself.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 124d
the lockheed martin pilot does not concern himself with this comment
the lockheed martin pilot concerns himself with nothing but absolutely wrecking the enviroment
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
Better than what the Boeing pilot concerns himself with.