If you had the power of flight, how long would it take before you played poopoo bombadiers over a cybertruck?

Why wait?

By gahd not long.

What makes you think I haven't?

Also why limit yourself to cyber trucks? Those oversized death machines cosplaying as American SUVs are also fun targets.

This assumes I don't already have a jar of it waiting to instantly take action with this very opportunity.

Which would be the correct assumption, but still...

If I could fly, I would try to find a way to monitize that ability so I could afford a future in another country with a goth latina wife who loves me.

Do you own a cyber truck?