There’s an Unhinged New Video Game About Trump and the Iran War

Instant classic

The game opens up in the White House, where Trump can speak with his wife, Melania. “I WAS NEVER ON THE EPSTEIN JET,” she announces with no provocation, before asking, “Did you burn the files yet?” The sequence is seemingly poking fun at a surprise press conference the first lady gave addressing the Epstein Files last month. The player, as Trump, can tell her that they are in the process of burning the files—something they can, in fact, do—or ask if they can hold hands. If the player selects the second option, the game ends.

Holy sh--t they made physical stand-up coin-op style arcade game cabinets and put 'em in Washington DC so people can play it right there

Brilliance

Just tried it, it's pretty brilliant.