I literally had a friend, that wanted to suck my schlong. But not because he was gay, but because he just loved dicks and hated vaginas. He swore he was straight, but women just repelled him sexually. Men too, but dicks were awesome, and visually pleasing and...
When I tried to convince him that I'm flattered but just don't like wieners at all, he was pissed at me for implying that he would be gay. Which he clearly was not. According to him.
He then didn't want to my friend anymore, because being told to be gay would be super mean.
Well....the cognitive dissonance in some people is very colorful and vivid.
Jesus, how can anyone take those reddit posts seriously anymore? That wasn't even creative in its creative writing assignment. Hilarious, but pretty stock standard.
15 Comments
CluckN@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 83d
He still had socks on it’s fine.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 83d
we said no homo though
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 83d
Did the balls touch though?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 83d
I mean, if your homie isn't giving up the booty the same way you did, are they really a homie?
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 83d
I literally had a friend, that wanted to suck my schlong. But not because he was gay, but because he just loved dicks and hated vaginas. He swore he was straight, but women just repelled him sexually. Men too, but dicks were awesome, and visually pleasing and...
When I tried to convince him that I'm flattered but just don't like wieners at all, he was pissed at me for implying that he would be gay. Which he clearly was not. According to him. He then didn't want to my friend anymore, because being told to be gay would be super mean.
Well....the cognitive dissonance in some people is very colorful and vivid.
cm0002@toast.ooo · 3 pts · 83d
Mr. Garrison?
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 83d
Lol. This should've been his nickname. I didn't think of it 😁
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 83d
Maybe it was just a gaycation. Doesn't count.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 83d
Jesus, how can anyone take those reddit posts seriously anymore? That wasn't even creative in its creative writing assignment. Hilarious, but pretty stock standard.
AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d
Damn 3 hours? Gay guys got all the luck
sexy_peach@feddit.org · 5 pts · 83d
I doubt this ever happens
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 83d
You can tell by the way they say it lasted three hours. I have it on good authority that 2 minutes is perfectly fine in a good marriage.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 83d
Gangstalicious - Homies Over Hoes (The Boondocks)
krashmo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d
If it takes 3 hours then frankly neither one of you is very good at it. Who has time for that?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d
I just enjoy some attention ok :(