ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.
10 Comments
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 117d
Must be fake, the American president doesn't look a day older than 70.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 117d
Musk is doing the wrong salute.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 117d
I'd believe this photo to be real if it wasn't posted here, that's how ridiculous this pedophile is... It also would not surprise me one bit if the pedophile sold US to China if he hasn't already, and if he did, announced it proudly and his base would still be like "ohhh it's all part of his plan, I mean I trust him.. we need to be ran like a business, sometimes you gotta sell to a different company to make things better." That's how fucking dumb they are.
meowmeow@quokk.au · 6 pts · 117d
Putin couldn’t attend?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 117d
Who Is With Trump?
Maybe if Putin was running a Fortune 500 US-based mega-corp.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 117d
Man, China could do the coolest thing right meow.
GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 117d
The bullet pierced my ear, but I can still hear the voice of the party
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 117d
Triple bj
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 117d
Bite me Christopher Robin (jk 🤟)
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 117d
I’m no expert, but 中国 is China in Mandarin / Hanzi. I don’t see it when scanning, even though there’s a direct reference to the Chinese government. It’s a shit post, probably a silly-haha. I thought it was a little weird.
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