It takes more than that to kill a bull moose.

Still one of the most unambigiously badass things in American history.

... Oh I mean writing a speech that's thick enough on paper to meaningfully slow down a bullet.

And thennnn the rest of that scenario playing out.

Oh he also never even had the bullet removed.

I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot...

what a badass! Do you think Trump saw this and decided to give it a shot?